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yeah, i-if you want you can come and watch and stuff.
livestream.com/JaqueLouieDavid?t=214187

Y-you can look if you want...

Its not like im trying or anything.
Come in and watch or something

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Warning: Maximum phat beats.
Everyone who has commissioned me should know that i am still working on them.

My pace has been slightly hindered by some paperwork but overall its progressing steadily.




IF you have commissioned me ages ago and perhaps think that i may forgot that you have commissioned me -  re-note me so i could put your name into the queue.


Ok i think that's it, where's my coffee?
CLOSED
Disconnectionstream

cant even type in my own chat
Streamin some commissions and then SCP spriting, come and watch if ya want.

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LIVE!


MONSTERS!


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idf officials assasinated terrorist group leader in gaza responsible for kidnapping and murder of countless israeli citizens

the terrorists retaliate by launching 300+ rockets into most populated civillian settlements nearby

currently watching my superiors operate the iron curtains to make sure civillians suffer no casualties

withh any luck i might make it home to my family by the beginning of next wek
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Совсем поехали крышей

голожопая шпана
Uhm yeah..my commander decided to mess up my holiday schedule and now i cant work due to the fact that i have half a week on the base so..yeah.

No commissions, for now.

WELL HEY

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 16, 2012, 6:13 PM
Apparently there are things much more important than a fat guys flatulence when he rides in an elevator and manages to gross out at least twenty people + a tour guide.. and that thing is you, more to the point, your birthday!

I wish ya all happy birthday and stop having birthdays one after another in the same god damn month!

Idf discovery of the week

Journal Entry: Thu Aug 16, 2012, 11:31 AM
Farting in a small elevator is rude and disgusting - farting in a big elevator filled with at least twenty people plus tour guide is an achievement!

Livestreamin

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 27, 2012, 1:04 PM

Broken leg livestream!

Journal Entry: Thu Jul 19, 2012, 10:54 AM
Watch me draw things while on painkillers!

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requests rae probable

spending entire wek in a middle of  a desert surrounded by poisonous insects, wild animals and religion obsesed maniacal towelhaeds.

wish this day never hgappened .
Tiny ass kethpaytd on my frinds laptop

Apparently there\s a whoole platyoon of siolders in IDF that is filled wityh gayhs and lesbians and i was assighned with them to ghuard lastest shiopmenty ofg suiplies


sdopunmsd liker basd siotcvom







(Bropswginf other peopls history for weird piorn sites can be mind iopening)
Gotta keep these in a journal entry or else that one list where i keep commissioners will get drowned under the wave of commission art.

:iconamazingeggplant:
:iconnakoo-the-tauren: (complete)
:iconmotortomten:
:iconrulph:
:icondoctorpain:
:iconlocou:
:iconfragump: (complete)
:iconjapealcanapalopis:
:icondandamage:
:iconkidbuu4ever:
:iconkee-naa-puff: (complete)
:iconthomaskarlsson:
:iconprofessorsteel:
:icondmitrys:
:icondostor:
:iconmcknackus: (complete)
:iconitstalegas:

If your nickname is on the list means i've read your note and will make the commission next weekend since tomorrow im returning to my base.

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