I've just had a fantastic idea:
An SCP Fighting Game. We could call it "Secure COMBAT Protect". X)
so have you checked the wiki for SCP yet?
Assuming if it ever get made.
... Welp, at least you aren't on Montauk duty.
However unlikley, you can at least escape from 682 once caught.
Not so much 182...
Game over man, Game over
Tell us when you need the cash to fund it.